Monday, May 12, 2008

Davey G and the Keyboard’s June/July Tour Dates!



Strap Yourself in, Kids!

June
June 1. No show.
June 2. No show.
June 3. No show.
June 4. Off
June 5. Off.
June 6. No show.
June 7 Off
June 8. Off
June 9. Nothing happening tonight
June 10. Or tonight.
June 11. Davey G and the Keyboard At the Sidebar! With Markitect and Fourth Grade Security Risk! 218 E. Lexington Street, Baltimore, MD 21201. Doors at 9!
June 12. Hey, I just played last night, what the hell do you expect?
June 13. Off.
June 14. Nope.
Sunday, June 15th, 2008. Davey G and the Keyboard at the Metro Gallery!
www. themetrogallery. net
with Everthus the Deadbeats
Person Parcel
Quartet Offensive
Doors are at 8pm.
June 16. Off.
June 17. No show.
June 18. No Davey G show tonight.
June 19. Nope.
June 20. Off.
June 21. Hey, Man, I got a life outside of Davey G.
June 22. No show.
June 23. Davey G will not be appearing tonight.
June 24. No.
June 25. No shows for a few days.
June 26. Off
June 27. Off.
June 28. Nothing.
June 29. Zilch,
June 30. Off night.
July
July 1. Off
July 2. No show.
July 3. Davey G and the Keyboard at the Sidebar! 218 E. Lexington Street, Baltimore, MD 21201. Doors at 9!
The last night of the Tour!
With other bands TBA!

Much excitement!
www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Thursday, May 08, 2008

I Saw a Laser Printer…

Davezine numbers 9 through the most recent Davezine 13 (not including number 11) have all been printed on the trusty HP PSC 750, an inkjet printer/scanner/copier which I have used the living crap out of ever since picking it up sometime in 2002 (or maybe it was 2001?). I have plowed ahead with this printer, using it far beyond its’ intended capacity, even as the panel instructions were displayed in French, refilling the ink after about every 400 or so copies. It has been a finicky, yet durable little guy, and as I am unnaturally loyal to inanimate objects (my partner is a keyboard), it is always hard to admit that I need to move on and make an upgrade.

I decided that Davezine Number 13 would be the last zine to come from the PSC 750. I can describe the process of assembling this zine at home with a printer that only does about 6 pages a minute, but let’s just say it takes an unnaturally long time to put out, say 100 copies of a 40 page publication with this kind of technology. It is with the zine, and my sanity in mind that I look to the future of the Davey G enterprise.

I am buying a new printer. Don’t know exactly when, or what kind (but I have some ideas) and it will be a laser printer. Life has been pretty good to me, and I can actually afford to move out of these dark ages and start printing like a real man.


UPDATE: …and I got one!

I wrote that last part this morning, then decided to look on-line, resuming the search I had started a few weeks ago. And then I went to Staples. And they had the one I was looking for: an HP LaserJet 3055. A clearance discount, and I got the very last one in the store.

I hooked it up, and let me tell you: HOLY CRAP!!! These copies absolutely blow away my old printer. Just for the hell of it, I am copying Davezine #10. Yes. I am now printing like a real man.


www.daveygandthekeyboard.com
(if you can believe it, I have 3 new shows coming up to announce, so stay handy, or tuned in, or whatever the kids are saying...)

Sunday, May 04, 2008

A Triumph...

Saturday, May 3, 2008
Free Comic Book Day.

This was an outdoor show at a rather large gathering. I find there are two types of shows that I play, and each is a different challenge. The first type is the one where people come to see a live performance, where they have paid money and know what they are getting into when they come. The second type is the one where I am playing somewhere, at a party or whatever and there may be a lot of people there but they are not necessarily interested in seeing me or my music. It is then the challenge of trying to win over those people who may or may not even care. This is essentially what this show was for me.

I was playing at one in the afternoon and I tailored my set to be what I called “PG-13.” That is, no STD’s, no I Love Crack and no F-words. Even so, my set will never be exactly child-friendly. I still use bad words like “ass” and “Goddamn,” but Goddammit my ass was at least trying. It went well--I did 12 songs, captured on my 3 dollar tape recorder. I had spent the week making practice tapes and as I listen to the tape made of this show, it is not very much different--which is kind of the point. I was pleased. Now if only I can start bringing my camera to these things, next time I will have more/better pictures for you--this was a colorful crowd of costumed superheroes, little kids, middle-aged comic book fans, punk rockers, and parents of little kids.

Big thanks to the Mandroids for inviting me, Pablonius Bill and Person Parcel for playing. Thanks to Collector’s Corner. Apologies to the bands I didn’t stick around for because I had to go to work.

Anyone who wants a copy of one of the remaining 4 cassette tapes from a week’s worth of practices leave a comment and I will see what I can do.

Thanks for reading! More shows coming up soon!

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Saturday's Line-up for Free Comic Book Day!


The Line-up (with approximate times)

1-1:20 Davey G. & the Keyboard
1:25-1:45 Person Parcel
1:50-2:10 Mandroids
2:15-2:35 Pablonious Bill
2:40-3:00 Rare Candy

Saturday at the Collector’s Corner…
Free Comic Book Day!
8108 A Harford Road
Baltimore, MD
21234


Hope to see you there!

--DGK

Monday, April 28, 2008

Davey G’s Experiment in sales of single copy analog cassette tapes (OR…would anyone actually want that?)


Davey G’s Experiment in sales of single copy analog cassette tapes (OR…would anyone actually want that?)


I am trying something radically different for this next show…at least, I am offering something I have never offered before: a very unique look into my practice regimen. You see, for this show only, I am making recordings of my practices which will be available for sale at my show on Saturday. Only one copy of each practice will exist, making it one of a kind. Oh yeah--it’s cassette tape only. Analog. And there will only by 5: one for each practice this week. So you need to jump on it, if you want a copy.
Each tape is 15 songs long--my set, warts and all, and will be available for 3 bucks.

Saturday’s (probable) Set:

Handshake
Drinking Beer at Grandma’s House
Sandwich
Bed
Office Supply Store
Irritating
Chairman of the Keyboard
Fantasy World
I am a Champion
Wash the Dish
Atari Generation
Be My Friend
Lotion
Man-Friend
Breaking the Law.

Come out to the Collector’s Corner this weekend for free Comic Book Day!
8108 A Harford Road
Baltimore, MD
21234
With Davey G and the Keyboard, the Mandroids, Pablonious Bill, and Person Parcel!



Come around noon to catch the bands--I’ll try to update you on times as soon as I can!
www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Davey G at Free Comic Book Day, May 3!


Yes, it's true. I'm playing the Free Comic Book Day at Collector's Corner on Harford Road. This is a free show, with the Mandroids!
Collector's Corner
8108 A Harford Road
Baltimore, MD
21234
Around 1 pm.

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Monday, March 31, 2008

Davezine #13 now available!!!

Davezine #13
With
Low Level Bureaucrats 3:
The Rise of the Collective
(the conclusion of the Low Level Bureaucrats Trilogy)
40 pages,
$3
Available now!

Order it now by going to my site and using PayPal.
www.daveygandthekeyboard.com
Or you can also send 3 dollars, plus a dollar for postage to me:
Dave Cookson
P.O Box 23568
Baltimore, MD
21203
I will send it to you immediately, if not sooner.

Or, finally, get it at these fine stores:

Atomic Books
1100 W. 36th Street, Baltimore, MD 21211
www.atomicbooks.com

Reptilian Records
2545 N. Howard Street,
Baltimore, MD 21218
www.reptilianrecords.com


Enjoy!

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Davey G shirt found at Goodwill!


"I donated it after he signed with a major label. Man, what a sell-out!"

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Thursday, March 27, 2008

My new zine will be available Monday!


After more than a year since the last one, Davezine #13 will hit the streets this Monday, March 31st. Low Level Bureaucrats 3: The Rise of the Collective. Look for it on-line (look for the link here soon!) or at many local stores (also to be listed here.) Initial readings of the zine have been positive, and I can’t wait for everyone to check it out.

Read Low Level Bureaucrats 3: The Rise of the Collective! THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE THE COLLECTIVE …

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Sidebar, 3-20 wrap-up.


photos by 1L Productions, Inc.
with Entertainment System,
Pieness,
Scout,
and
Markitect.
It was one of those nights where I might have had too long to hang around, resulting in a very “balls-to the wall” sort of effort that can only happen when you’re musically backed-up are really hyped up to perform.

Markitect opened the show playing with a guitar/laptop one man band set-up, a la Atom and His Package, and had a very professorly way about him as he explained his songs and responded to the crowd (or to the dumb comments I made). Pieness’ video game based solo act was a big hit, a great lead-in for the Entertainment System, who really rocked this evening. I really felt like there was a good fit here, with fans who truly grasped the esoterics of the video-gaming world. Scout played with great energy and seemed to win a number of fans from those assembled, even though this was the only non-electronic or video-game related act of the night.

My act was an attempt to move forward in the land of Davey G. I tried out some new things, played with two keyboards and did five songs I’d never before played live. It was a little bit of a curveball for me, and I think that was good. I might not want to scream so much next time, but it worked for this show.
I couldn’t find my bag with the lotion in it for that bit, but I started playing anyway while everyone hunched down in that “searching” position to look for it, to much unplanned amusement. Matty found it and the result of the search was the satisfying conclusion to a great show of 2008.

All in all, it was a good bill of many worthy champions of the Baltimore music machine, and I was proud to have helped put it together. I am thankful to everyone who came out for this, and as always, a big thanks to the Sidebar for having me.

See you next time!

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com
Check out some video from the show here!
gen.metacafe.com/watch/1176911/sidebar/

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Something Very Special for Tonight.



Although the scheduled release date for the new Davezine #13 is not until March 31, for a limited (and I mean very limited) few, I have made advance copies, which will be available tonight at the Davey G and the Keyboard show at the Sidebar.

So if you are thinking about coming out, and need another reason, put availability of Davezine #13, The Rise of the Collective on your list.

See you there!

Doors/show at 8. 5 bands, me last. With Markitect, Pieness, Entertainment System, and Scout. Come!



www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Monday, March 17, 2008

After St. Patty's Day...



Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

After this day is done (I work at an Irish Pub, so I will be glad when the busiest days of the year are over!) and you’ve had a few days to recover, I invite you to check out a great show: my first of 2008, and my first with my new dual-keyboard set-up.
This Thursday, Sidebar Tavern, 218 E. Lexington Street in Baltimore!

Davey G and the Keyboard, Entertainment System, Pieness, Scout, and Markitect.


Hope to see you there!


www.daveygandthekeyboard.com
--Davey G and the Keyboard

Thursday, March 13, 2008

10 reasons why you should see the next Davey G and the Keyboard show




1. You haven’t seen me since November.
2. I’m going to be playing 5 songs that I have never before done live.
3. It’s your chance to see a grown man covering himself in lotion.
4. All the accompanying acts are great, hand-picked by Davey G!
5. You loved the new CD, but you missed the CD release.
6. You never got the new CD, and you really want it.
7. It’s on a Thursday, so if it sucks, at least you’ve still got the weekend (joke stolen from the late Richard Jeni)
8. The Cosby show has been off the air for years, so your Thursday should be free.
9. Speaking of TV…maybe somebody can TIVO “Lost” and we can make a party out of it the next night.
10. If you’ve never seen me before, then this would be a great chance. If you’ve never seen me before, man, where’ve you been?


Next Thursday at the Sidebar, 8 p.m. See you there!

--DGK.

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

March 20th! Davey G at the Sidebar!


Hello Everyone!

I am pleased to announce the very first Davey G and the Keyboard show of 2008, coming on Thursday, March 20th!
At the Sidebar Tavern, 218 E. Lexington Street in Baltimore!
It’s Davey G and the Keyboard, in my first Baltimore show after the Chairman of the Keyboard CD release, in all my pre-set lotion-spewing goodness, with new songs to boot!
With
Entertainment System,
Pieness,
Scout,
and
Markitect.


Hope to see you there!


www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Friday, February 22, 2008

Davezine Myspace Page

Hey Everyone,

Davezine is my personal fiction zine, which I have been doing for about 13 years.
My stories are often about desperate people in unusual situations--comedic political stories, messed-up quasi gay Porn, stories about childhood issues, what have you. If you are the type of person who would enjoy reading a story about a person whose impotency medication makes him retarded, you are my kind of reader.

My influences, if this helps you: Christopher Buckley, Kurt Vonnegut, The Simpsons, Arrested Development (the TV show), Charles Bukowski, the city I live in, the city I used to live in, my messed up family.

The latest ones have been the Low Level Bureaucrats saga, about a troubled city not unlike Baltimore, who elect a mayor on the basis of his promise to eliminate meter maids.

My long dormant myspace page has been updated to serve as the page for all things relating to Davezine, and I am inviting you to check it out. It has links to the Davezine catalog, covers to all the zines, and a new blog with previews of the upcoming Davezine #13, which will be out this March.

Visit the page, be my friend, be my friend, be my fucking friend. And then look for the new Davezine, coming soon!

Thanks!

Davey G.

myspace.com/davezine

Thursday, February 21, 2008

News about the up-coming Davezine 13!

At the risk of cursing myself-- with the exception of some proof-reading, some editing, a change or two here and there, I am proud to say that
Low Level Bureaucrats 3: The Rise of the Collective is done!

Working nearly every available day, getting frustrated with dead ends and a story that has gone through multiple re-workings, now I have a (mostly) finished story, which concludes the Low Level Bureaucrats Trilogy--at least as far as the print version goes. I have decided that any future adventures in Beatown will live on-line.

I started Low Level Bureaucrats way back in 2004. It was an idea I had to write a story about a guy who runs for mayor on a platform of eliminating meter maids. That story took me about 8 months to write, and ultimately it played a role in returning Davey G and the Keyboard to the stage at the 2005 Davezine 11 release after a 3 year hiatus.

In 2006, I wrote Low Level Bureaucrats 2: (Karl) Love Story , which turned out to be one of my easiest writing experiences ever, with none of the usual hesitation and re-working that had gone into previous stories. I had the idea, I worked on it steadily for 3 months, and it just came out.

Part 3 was not so easy. As some readers may know, I had worked on Part 3 for months and months and struggled along to get 12 pages of a story that I just didn’t like. Not that it was bad, but it appeared that I’d been watching the Simpsons too much, and had maybe unconsciously copped a plot-line that, while not bad, just wasn’t one that I was happy ending the trilogy with.

Then I came across the article about how a drug for Restless Leg Syndrome leads to the side effect of gambling. This inspired me to re-imagine Karl Love’s gambling addiction of LLB 2 into a side effect from a drug used to treat his Freudian Slip. And then I thought about things in my adopted home town of Baltimore that really irritate the hell out of me, and it morphed into a story that I feel effectively wraps up the trilogy, and serves as catharsis for…those things that irritate the hell out of me in Baltimore. (see: the Parochialist).
And even that story hit a snag. I blasted something out in two months, then had to go back and rework at least half of it. (The lesson here: plan your stories before you write them, you will thank yourself for it later.)
But very soon, Davezine Number 13, featuring Low Level Bureaucrats 3: the Rise of the Collective will come out for all to read.

Look for my new Davezine at the end of March! I will announce it here, on my blog, on my site, on myspace, mailing list--wherever you are reading this!

For back issues, (Davezine 1-12) here’s the link to my catalog!
http://davecookson.tripod.com/testcatalog.html

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Your First Announcement for New Davey G shows!

After the big Chairman of the Keyboard CD release in November, followed by the final show of the year in Massachusetts (in front of a great hometown crowd!) Davey G and the Keyboard went underground. You see, I kept a secret from everybody for 6 months, a secret that by now is out in the open, especially to anyone who has taken a gander at my blog or my myspace page recently: Michele and I got married, in a Las Vegas ceremony.
If you didn’t get invited, don’t be insulted: no one did. It was completely planned, and had been in the works for 6 months, but we kept it from everyone because, well, we just wanted it that way. And because of this, I was busy, and then after the wedding, I extended the break.
Now, I am pleased to announce that I am returning to the stage in 2008 with 2 shows in the month of March.

Saturday, March 1, the Hole in the Wall Cabaret!
http://www.holeinthewallcabaret.com/
For now, they are doing their thing at “Loads of Fun” on 120 W North Ave, in beautiful midtown Baltimore Maryland.

And
Thursday, March 20, Sidebar Tavern.
http://www.sidebartavern.com/
The Sidebar - 218 E. Lexington Street - Baltimore, MD 21202
Doors at 9.
With Pieness, and the Entertainment System, and another act or two TBA.

All this info is preliminary--that is, the shows are confirmed but the details are still forthcoming. Just thought you might like to know, so you can save the date(s).

Keep reading, I should have more info to share soon!

--DGK.

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Good Reads Plug

Hi there,
I have been on goodreads.com for a little while now, and I just wanted to invite anyone interested to check out my book reviews. It's a great site for people like me who are always on the lookout for the next "good read." Join, be my friend, we'll be smarter together, it'll be much more funner.





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The Bluest State by Jon Keller

Being from Massachusetts and having a moderately liberal bent, I treated this book with skepticism at first, thinking that it was just another right-wing bashing of liberalism and all it’s supposed evils: it’s not. It is an examination of how the politics of the state are destroying the Democratic Party on a national level.
As a journalist who has covered Mass. Politics for almost 30 years, Keller does not have to look too far to see what is wrong with his home state, and at the end it seems to come back to Baby Boomer politicians, both Republican and Democrat, who infuse politics with their own narcissism and sense of entitlement. From the Kennedy excesses, to the debacle of the Big Dig (in which a structural problem was responsible for the death of 2 people a month after it opened), to rampant Political Correctness (“what the f___ is a holiday tree?”) this book opens it up and tells us what happens when one group is entrenched, in charge, and aloud to screw things up unabated.
I left Massachusetts 14 years ago and have never looked back, and apparently I am not alone.

What I learned: When any one party, Democratic, Republican, what have you, is in charge for too long, it is human nature for that party to turn corrupt in an effort to hold on to that power.


Note: This is a great companion piece to the brilliant “What’s the Matter with Kansas?” by Tom Frank.
I would recommend two other books: “Growing Up Fast” by Joanna Lipper and “Foul Ball” by Jim Bouton as great examples of books about my hometown which illustrate, on a personal level, how things are so screwed up in the Bay State because of cronyism (Foul Ball) and economic depression (Growing up Fast)

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Deleted Scenes.

I haven't posted much lately, what with just getting married and work and all, but I've really been workng my ass off on my personal writing projects. Plus, I have this idea for my next Davezine, which will feature Low Level Bureaucrats 3, and...deleted scenes from the story I scrapped!
This is the intro to that section that I am working on. I hope you enjoy it!
--Dave G.




Low Level Bureaucrats 3 has taken many turns since I began it so many months ago. I thought it might be fun if I presented the version of LLB3 that I scrapped as “deleted scenes,” like on a DVD.
The basic summary of that story was this:

Karl Love, disguised as a younger man named Kyle Jones, seduces Loretta the meter maid to get an “in” to the heavily fortified Beatown Parking Authority. Jones waits for a crucial piece of equipment to arrive that will enable him to execute his plans. While he waits, he stumbles upon a fetish for women in meter maid uniforms, which makes the sex between him and Loretta amazing. Meanwhile, Loretta, happy in her current position, gets summoned into her supervisor’s office and is promoted to a job she doesn’t want. She quits her job in protest and comes home to Jones, only to find that he is no longer as attracted to her now that she is not a meter maid.

Loretta spends her days looking for another job. She goes to job interviews and feeds the meters. Jones spends all day on the internet looking at meter maids and waiting for the device to arrive. Eventually he finds a meter maid that he brings home and has sex with, while stealing her security badge. Jones tries to pick up his package, but is frustrated by the incompetence of Shit Ex (the corporation formed when a local shipping company merged with a popular laxative) and is told to wait at home tomorrow. Loretta looks around at the crop of meter maids which are a “disgrace to the position,” but she turns her back to it-- “the world is just going to have to get by without the best meter maid in the department.”

Loretta becomes suspicious of Jones, who only stays because he waiting for his package. She goes to a job interview that takes three hours, thinking that she will be getting a parking ticket--then is pissed off when she doesn’t get one. “What the fuck! I was in there for three hours and I don’t even get a parking ticket!” She marches back to the Beatown Parking Authority to get her job back, roughs up William Shatner (the boss who was a dead ringer for the Canadian actor, who in fact changed his name to confuse everyone) on his way out to his car, and then suits up in her old powder blue uniform and goes on a tear, writing tickets left and right.
Meanwhile, the detonator arrives, and Jones is thrilled. He is just about to leave the apartment when Loretta comes back, full of confidence in her powder blue uniform. He drops what he’s doing to make love to her on the floor…
…then afterward discovers his cheating, and is more incensed that he is cheating with a meter maid of inferior quality.
He leaves, sneaks in to the BPA, plants his devices in the meters--”all I need is one!” and then she finds out what he has been doing on-line, and stumbles across his plan to destroy Beatown. She calls the authorities (“Don’t put any money in the meter!”), then follows him where she thinks he will be. The two confront one another, and Jones destroys Beatown.


I thought the idea was really funny, but as I worked on it for months and months and got stuck, I came across the idea that I really wanted to be working on. It came from an article about a drug used to treat Restless Leg Syndrome, which claims compulsive gambling as one of it’s side effects. For whatever reason, it got me to thinking: what if Karl Love’s gambling compulsion of LLB 2 had actually been the result of his taking a drug that he used to treat his Freudian Slip? And the idea morphed into the story I have presented as Low Level Bureaucrats 3: The Rise of the Collective, which I wrote in two months.

And I was left with 12 pages of material destined for the trash can (or the recycle bin on my desktop). But one again my plucky resourcefulness kicked in, and I thought, what if I just made Davezine 13 a sort of a collection of the best of the gags that would otherwise be lost…like the deleted scenes/alternate endings on a DVD? So here we are.

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

ps--new show announcements soon!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

A new year in Davey G.

I guess this may be a little late (seeing as how the new year started 2 weeks ago) but I wanted to offer a preview of what is on my agenda for this year, both in Davey G and the Keyboard and the Davezine…before my wife and I start having cats and I’m forced to end my career, get a real job and spend all my money on cat food.

* The Davey G live album (release date undetermined, but probably late in the year), courtesy of the Baltimore Taper. It is a great live recording of my last show at the Hamilton Arts Collective (really, really hope they can get back in business!)

* Davezine Number 13 (going to shoot for March), with Low Level Bureaucrats 3, which will conclude the saga of Beatown.

* 6 more shows, to keep up the “a show every other month” thing.

* My Autobiographical book, the “How I Became Mr. Awesome” story. This may take some time.

* An expanded collection of three of my longer stories, presented in a novel form. This may involve some severe revisions of stuff I wrote as long as 10 years ago, but I think I have some good stuff that would work together.

I also had a dream one night that there was a graphic novel version of my 2001 story Little Bits of Heaven, and the idea has never left my head. I may bug you more about this to help me make this a reality (seriously--I need an artist who would be willing to spend some time on this and probably make very little money. If you know anyone who might be good for this, let me know!) But for now that’s just a dream.

Anyway, I hope 2008 is a good one for you! Keep reading and listening and coming out to Davey G shows!

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Monday, January 07, 2008

Criticism

Davey G and the Keyboard was recently the target of some vicious criticism, in print, from someone who apparently was not going to like it no matter what (Let me just say that this person objected to the fact that I play with a Casio keyboard, supposedly indicating a lack of seriousness--nothing could be further from the truth--and the rest of this blurb flowed from that rather unfair prejudice). Rather than respond to it directly, or dignify it by even mentioning it’s source [no, it’s not my arch enemy on Park Ave.] , I would like to offer some thoughts for others who may experience the same thing.

The best criticism, they say, is done in private, with a loving arm around your shoulder, and is never meant to embarrass or hurt.
And then there’s the other kind. The flat-out mean, the “I didn’t get it but I’m going to shit on it anyway” sort of unconstructive stuff that can only lead the person criticized to discouragement.

I invite myself open to criticism every time I get up on stage, or anytime anyone listens to my music, and though this may be shocking for me to admit, people don’t always love me. It’s just a fact of life, and I accept that.

It was especially obvious back in the days I performed at the comedy club. A lot of the times I would do two shows a night, and often it was bittersweet--the early crowd might absolutely adore me, and then a different later crowd would hate me. What it taught me is that I am the same every time: it’s the audience who changes. That is not to say that people are “wrong” not to laugh, or to enjoy my act--it is just to say that sometimes the situation can be stacked against you and there is just no saving it. That is when I just have to trust that I know what I’m doing and get through it, even if I’m not feeling the love from the crowd.

In the last three years of performing as Davey G and the Keyboard (of a total of seven), I haven’t really had a bad show (thankfully) and I have been doing this for so long that my act truly “is what it is.” If someone doesn’t like it, there really is no changing it. And that is what I tell myself, the thought that helps me deal with harsh words: I know what I do is good, because I feel it, because many, many people (who have nothing to gain by kissing my ass) tell me it’s good, because it is me, and it flows from me.

“All Art is a search for truth,” my old acting teacher said, and while I do not believe what I do is Art, for me it is truth. No bad words against me are ever going to shake me from that truth.

Thanks for reading!

--DGK.

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Monday, December 17, 2007

Finally, some new Davey G songs on myspace.



In a recent bout of competence, I have converted two of my new songs to MP3 files and they are now available for listening on my myspace.
“Handshake,” and “Be My Friend,” from the new Chairman of the Keyboard album, available for your pleasure here.
And if you’re so inclined, and want to purchase this album, got to the Davey G and the Keyboard website. It will make a fine gift, I promise to rush it to you if you order now!

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

http://www.myspace.com/daveygandthekeyboard

Monday, December 10, 2007

Kyle Update

The last post about the Kyle Christmas Miracle...well, the car is running fine, but it failed that emissions test. I have 4 months to either fix the problem, or show that I've spent 450 dollars in trying to fix it and be granted an exemption. My mechanic says he'd have a hard time bringing my bill up to that level on this car. It's a strange problem: my mechanic doesn't want to rip me off (!) but there is no guarantee that even if he put, say 300 dollars worth of work into it, that it would pass the test. And, even if I did, and then it failed, then the money would not count up to that 450 dollar total.

Kyle is running really well--I don't want to trash the car because some bureaucrats made some messed up rule that there is no way for me to comply with. And people at the emissions place? They are just plain mean.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Kyle lives on! A Christmas Miracle!


Back on 6-18 I wrote about my car, the Kyle, cheating death a number of times (two collisions, breaking down in upstate New York, lots of trouble starting, etc.) and as I left things in the last Kyle-related post, I was stuck climbing into the passenger side door while a rope held my door shut (and let in the rain, the snow, and any elements thrown at me by passing cars and trucks).

Let me backtrack: September of 2006, My girl and I were going to the movies. After parking the car around the corner, I tried to shut the door when suddenly, I was greeted with a thud, the noise of a door that did not catch. I tried again--thud. And again. Thud. I thought that there was maybe just a seatbelt in the door or something, so I checked it and then tried again. Thud. And again. Thud thud. And it was now that I realized that the damn door was just broken. The latch that holds the door shut was busted.

The next day I went to a body shop. A guy came out to take a look at it, told me it was the latch, but then he was intercepted by his boss, who upon seeing the mess the rest of my car was (the drunk driver who hit me in 2004 left a big dent just behind the door and the guy who rear-ended me in 2005--my fault--left a big dent on the back of the car) refused to even touch the car. “I don’t want to be responsible for this.” I left, annoyed, but certain that the next shop would be happy to take my money and fix the latch.

The woman at the next shop came out and looked at my car, looked at the body damage, and pretty much dismissed my problem as one that would require thousands of dollars in body work, which she claimed was the reason for my door not closing. “Sure, we could replace the latch, but it won’t hold because of the body damage.” I knew this was a lie: I had the body damage a full 2 years before this incident with the door not closing. While a cursory and superficial examination of my car might lead someone to think that the body damage was to blame for this, I knew that this was not the case.

Two places turning down my business was annoying, and frustrated me into just saying “Screw it.” I let it go…and as a result, I kind of let my car go. No Jiffy Lube, no car washes (not that I ever did that anyway), no basic maintenance, save for one oil change during Kyle’s brush with death last June.
A few months ago, a flyer was distributed in the neighborhood, on all the cars on my street for a body shop that claimed it could beat any of it’s competitors estimates. Realizing that I soon have to face the dreaded Maryland Emissions Test (in which they climb into your car and try to determine if your car meets the states environmental standards, but in which they can pretty much fail you for any safety problems--I failed once because of balding tires) I knew I would have to get this fixed if I have any chance of passing.

I drove over there, the guy looked at it and said he could look at it for 75, and if it was just a latch, it would be another 75. Great, I thought. The only catch was that this place was Cash Only. Two problems: One, I just didn’t have 150 bucks on me, and two, I doubted the integrity of a business that does not accept credit cards. It’s 2007, for Chrissakes! Get a web-site, take plastic, do something! I left, ultimately going to a place across the street. The guy across the street took plastic, but did the dismissive “You need a new door,” thing as he started walking away. As I’ve said, I know this to be a lie. It’s a small part on a small car that was causing me more heartache than I would have ever imagined, and my problem was that Kyle and I do not look like we have any money, so body shops are unwilling to invest any serious attention to us.

I went home more depressed than ever. I made a last ditch appointment for an estimate at another body shop, but was pretty sure, given my experience with this, that any place that takes appointments would not be interested in helping me.
In my darkest hour, I headed to the warm inner place that comforts me: Google.

I literally picked to first place in the alphabet that showed up on my google search, wrote down the name and number, along with a couple other close places. I just decided that I was going to hit one after the other until someone would help me. I called them up with a completely new approach: I would position whomever I was talking to against every other body shop in town. As in, “The other body shops all are giving me this line of crap. I know what the problem is, I just want someone to give me a straight answer and help me.” It must have been at least partly effective, because the very nice man on the phone invited me down there.
I found the place on Maryland Ave, drove in to the garage and let the man look at Kyle. I kept up my spiel from the telephone about how I just really needed someone to help me, and no one would. “Can you come take a look at this?” he called to one of the mechanics.

The guy came over, I undid the ropes around the car so he could get in there, and he took a look at it. “I’m going to have to take the door panel off,” he warned, “and then I can see. You might need a brand new latch, which we’d have to get from the dealer. Or a junkyard. But good luck with finding one for a car like this.” Old Honda Civics are unusually popular with the do-it-yourselfers crowd.
The nice man said, “I’ll get on the phone with the dealer.” I felt good: things were moving. He just started to go into his office when the mechanic said “hold on a minute.” And then I saw him shut the door and I heard a sound I had not heard in over a year: Click. The door shut! “”There was some broken plastic wedged in there, I got it out.”

Tears practically formed in my eyes as Kyle’s door was finally shut on it’s own. I went over to him, opened and closed the door myself, in complete disbelief that this moment had finally arrived. Kyle was whole again.
I thanked the men, over and over, more happy than I ever thought possible. I offered money, but they both said no. “You could give him a few bucks,” the nice man said about the mechanic, “but he won’t take it.”

Just today, I cleaned out the inside of the car, for the first time in forever. I vacuumed it, even as a light snow is falling around me. And the final touch: I “Febreezed” it.
For now I have my Kyle back: my early Christmas miracle.



I guess I love this car because I feel sorry for it. And yeah, I know it’s gay to call your car a boys name. Shut it.--my quote from 6-18

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

These are the people who helped me:A Reliable Body & Paint Shop
(410) 727-0077
1815 Maryland Ave - Baltimore, MD 21201

Saturday, December 01, 2007

The Pittsfield Return of Davey G!

On Tuesday I did my 14 hour work-day, and by the end of it I knew something was wrong. I was just starting to feel the beginning part of a cold/sore throat coming on and I cursed the timing of it. The Pittsfield (Lenox) Econolodge show was Friday, and unlike the unfortunate and untimely zit that formed on my face two days before the HAC show, this time I was facing an untimely problem that was not merely cosmetic.
All day Wednesday I took Vitamin C, and after a practice, I rested for the remainder of the day. Thursday I took the drastic step of not practicing, to save my body. As some long-time readers may know, I made it a New Year’s Resolution to always put in two weeks worth of practice before every show. I was still fresh from the HAC show on November 10th, so it didn’t feel as urgent, but still, I only got in about 3 practices, and the sore throat was an unfortunate occurrence. But, I tell myself that I am a pro, I should be able to get through this. We drove up Thursday night, and by the time Friday rolled around, I hoped to be in the best possible shape for a show that was billed as Davey G’s Return to the Homeland!
Flavours at the Econolodge is set up in the manner of a three ring circus, with multiple rooms having different events. Karaoke was happening in the main bar, while this show was in the ballroom (used for weddings and such). As this was an all ages show, we had to drink in the bar and not inside, (and as I was catching up with many old friends, I didn’t make it inside for Millions Dead, though I heard Pittsfield’s newest punk rock sensation pretty clearly) It’s good to see that the energy is still there, that kids are making the music in the unlikely places.
The Poncherellos have been in existence as long as Andy Poncherello has kept the faith, and even after some death and then resurrection, still they stand before you like it’s 1977 (or in their case, 1992). The last time I saw them was at the Lampstand reunion show in 2000, when Robbie Poncherello was still on guitar. The Flavours show featured the original line-up, with the Beat Machine on guitar and Arnoldo Poncherello on drums. They played a few new songs, blasted through the old ones, and though a little rough at times, it was great to see them back together. I hope to hear more new stuff soon.
My set wound up being a truncated version of what I played just a few weeks earlier, but it still was about 17 songs long. I looked at my set-list, still taped to the keyboard from the last show, and I decided to discard “You Triumph When You Quit,” for the reason that I just did not trust my voice to hold out during the “Ahhhhhhh, it’s so satisfying” part. There was dancing, a good crowd of appreciative kids, who were certainly a lot younger than I am used to. As it got later and I pushed the throat with my screaming (“Kill You,” “Be My Friend” are killers). I drank water and made it through to an encore, “Pittsfield’s From Hell.”
And I’ve learned one thing from my last two shows: I have got to learn “Guilty of Being White.” As in, how to play it live (it appears on the Chairman of the Keyboard CD). I learned it on the keyboard, then I recorded it with the vocals separately, but I’ve never put them together. And in the last two shows, that’s what the crowd has screamed for, and me, like a putz, haven’t been able to do what they wanted. I do promise that by the next time anyone sees me, I will have incorporated this song into my set, or into my encore. Let’s call it a resolution for 2008.
Thanks to everyone who came out! As always, if anyone has pictures or video or a recording, I’d love to get a copy!

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Sunday, November 25, 2007

In four days, Pittsfield. After that? I’ll go home.



I am planning a really special show for the folks back home. Pittsfield, land of our fathers (and mothers, baby's mama's, absentee fathers, whichever applies), is it even possible that somehow Pittsfield’s From Hell will be on the set-list, or in the encore?

Plus, I have a brand new CD, recently debuted at the HAC in Baltimore and sold throughout the region and on-line, and I will be bringing it, along with my rock. I know some of you have been getting hit over the head with this, via e-mail, and myspace, etc., (thanks, Andy!) but trust me, it will be a really great show. And, and, AND…this will be my last show of 2007. So it is extra triple special.

In 4 days! Friday, November 30, At Flavours-Econo Lodge
130 Pittsfield-Lenox Road (7/20)
Lenox, MA

Davey G and the Keyboard, the Poncherellos, and Millions Dead.

8:00 pm doors
All Ages/21 & over drink w/ID
Food Available

$6.00 in advance
$7.00 @ the door

www.myspace.com/daveygandthekeyboard

www.myspace.com/theponcherellos

www.myspace.com/millionsdead



--DGK

Monday, November 19, 2007

My Return to the Homeland!



Note: This message is only really relevant if you live in Massachusetts...but read it anyway!

The last time I played Pittsfield it was a younger, simpler time. I took the floor of the now defunct Source of the Nile, and for a whole new generation of fans, I showed them the path to “G.”
But good things were not to last, as Source has gone by the wayside. Undoubtedly, some of you are kicking yourselves for not having attended my one and only Pittsfield appearance (at least, the first one since 2001). Or there are others who were there and who are telling you all about it, and you are slowly torturing yourself over having missed the show of the decade.
It’s time to make things right.
In two weeks! I will be appearing once again in the Pitt. (Lenox, actually. Maybe you need a ride. But come.) Headlining a great show, featuring

Davey G and the Keyboard, the Poncherellos, and Millions Dead.

11/30 @ Flavours-Econo Lodge
130 Pittsfield-Lenox Road (7/20)
Lenox, MA

8:00 pm doors
All Ages/21 & over drink w/ID
Food Available

$6.00 in advance
$7.00 @ the door

www.myspace.com/daveygandthekeyboard

www.myspace.com/theponcherellos

www.myspace.com/millionsdead

It’s a rare appearance up north for me…so come out and see what you’ve been missing!

--DGK

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

The show for the Davey G CD Release at the Hamilton Arts Collective!


What a show! What a place! I cannot say enough about the Hamilton Arts Collective and what an amazing place it is for live performances. The couches are great, the people are nice, and for your dollar, it is one amazing and affordable night out. Please support them, by going to shows, friending them on myspace, whatever they need.

Pieness opened the show with something called “Journey to Silliness,” and indeed, it set the tone for a night that was in fact very silly (I mean that in a good way!). Her set was 20 minutes of video game music with vocals, set to the lighting of Imaginary Voyage, Inc., and was enjoyed by all. It was her first performance in a year, and hopefully we will be seeing more of her soon (right, Pie???)

The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad kicked the crap out of that stage, played a song for a lady who wandered in and stuck her head inside Steve’s horse-head-gear to request an encore. They played the Milli Vanilli hit “Blame it on the Rain” and the crowd went wild. I love this band, and you should, too!

I had pumped this show up for almost a whole year, and now it was time to deliver my first honest to God attempt at being a…(a-hem!)…headliner. It’s risky to play for a long time, I think, because I’ve always felt my strength was knowing when to shut up (Dr. Demento himself said as much in my 1992 rejection letter!) But apparently it went well, because 19 songs later I was going an encore, which I did not practice for. I did a rough version of “Why Must We Wear Pants?” which I haven’t played since 2002, and then ended with “Billy W.” It was a great way to launch the CD. That long-awaited CD…

Imaginary Voyage’s lighting was such an unexpected bonus, I thank them for their efforts. It made me feel like the rock star I like to pretend I am.

And by the way--if you were there and have pictures, video, audio, whatever, I would love to have a copy. I will post pictures to my website, with credit to the photographer, and my eternal gratitude. Comment back if you have anything cool!


So what now? You ask. Well, there is the CD promotion, making it available on-line and in fine local stores, such as these:

Atomic Books
1100 W. 36th Street
Baltimore, MD 21211
410.662.4444
http://www.atomicbooks.com/_Home.html

Reptilian Records (they carry my zine, as well!)
2545 N. Howard Street,
Baltimore, MD 21218
410-327-6853
http://www.reptilianrecords.com/

Soundgarden
1616 Thames Street
Baltimore, MD 21231
410.563.9011
http://www.cdjoint.com/


True Vine
1123 36th st., Baltimore, mad 21211
u.s.a. telephone: 410-235-4500
http://www.thetruevinerecordshop.com/THETRUEVINEPHYSICALSHOP.html

Normals
425 E. 31st Street
Baltimore, MD
21218
410-243-6888
www.normals.com

These places all carry the Davey G and the Keyboard CD, you can check them out at your leisure. Or you can buy it from me off of my site
www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

For any Pittsfieldians, I will be playing a show up in your area in about 2 weeks (more on this in a future post) and then…I’m taking a break for the winter, and I will re-emerge on March 1 for the Hole in the Wall Cabaret, back at the Hamilton Arts Collective.


Thanks for reading, thanks for listening, thank all of you who came out! I hope you enjoy the new CD!

--Davey G and the Keyboard
www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Monday, November 12, 2007

Chairman of the Keyboard CD Now Available!




Hey Everyone,

I will be writing a full review of the CD release show last Saturday, which will probably appear on my blog on Wednesday. For now I just want to thank everyone who came out to the show--it was great and everyone had a lot of fun.

Thanks to Pieness, the Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad, Imaginary Voyage, Inc., and the Hamilton Arts Collective. It would not have been the same without the positive energy of everyone involved. It made this long-awaited event one that will be long-remembered.

And now, for those of you who didn’t make it…go to my website and order the new CD. It is 15 songs of keyboard pre-set brilliance, including the single “Office Supply Store.” On Wednesday I will make a full listing of the stores that are selling it in the Baltimore area. Or you can order it through the mail--send 8 bucks, either in cash or check to
David Cookson
P.O. Box 23568
Baltimore, MD
21203

And I’ll send it right out to you in a discreet brown package. (wait, that sounds yucky.)

Thanks a lot!
--DGK.

http://www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Only two more days.

of
Me: practicing, writing these little e-mails and bulletins and stuff, and additionally, causing trouble over at The Parochialist. (Question: is it okay to make up lies about City Paper if the lies are funny and completely ridiculous?)
You: going to the show. It's here. The Hamilton Arts Collective.

And...

Just go. It'll be an awesome array of awesomeness.



www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Friday, November 02, 2007

Monday is 5 days before Saturday

This is the e-mail everyone got this morning (last night, actually) and now it's just 5 days until the big show.
I thought it was kind of funny. That picture of me is awful, I know--I had someone make fun of me for it today. It's my passport photo--I usually don't look that bad.





In case you haven’t happened along these listing in the Baltimore Metromix

http://baltimore.metromix.com/music/concert/davey-g-and-the/242015/content

or the WTMD Events Calendar
http://events.publicbroadcasting.net/wtmd/events.eventsmain?action=showEvent&eventID=655183

or looked at the Examiner Website
http://events.examiner.com/Baltimore/eventDetail.cfm?EventID=4310§ion=events_calendar

Or seen this flyer around town:
daveygpostercopy72revised
(my flyer)

Or have seen me:
site pix
(me)
to tell you about it,
Then let me tell you about it one more time:

Come to the Davey G CD Release this Saturday, November 10 at the Hamilton Arts Collective!
5440 Harford Road (on the third Floor)
Baltimore, MD 21214
(443)653-2120
Doors at 8, show at 9.
5 bucks, BYOB

With
Davey G and the Keyboard
The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad!
And
Pieness!

Lighting by Imaginary Voyage, Inc!
You will not be sorry!
Check out my things you need to know (like directions and parking and stuff) here.

http://daveygandthekeyboard.blogspot.com/2007/10/some-important-information-about-show.html

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Putting up flyers...




I’m putting up a lot of flyers for this CD release. I have often wondered at the value of putting up flyers as a way to get people to come to shows--after all, when was the last time I went to a show just because I saw a flyer? And who the hell is this Davey G guy and why should anyone give half a crap that he is doing a show? But it is kind of a fact of life of the performer: I want people to come, and I know that if I didn’t put the flyer up, I wouldn’t feel like I’ve done all I can to boost the turnout. It's like one of those weird things that I have to do, even if I don't entirely understand why--like going to church or something.
So there they are--on poles, in restaurants, on some cars (with permission, of course) and every other day or so I’m checking back to see if they are still there, or if the wind or the rain or some angry garbage man has taken it down. In most cases, they are still there, and that makes me happy. It makes me happy to see my face on a pole and know that others can see it too, and are maybe, just maybe, thinking about coming to the show.

But after the show is over and I am no longer stressing about all the things related to the show, I will be happy when I can look at a light pole without thinking “that would be a good spot for a Davey G flyer.”


Only 9 more days ‘til the CD Release!
Come see my countdown clock on my Website!
www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Some Important Information about the show

Hi Everyone,

By now, if you have been following the progress of my upcoming album, or if you have been around the Baltimore area in the last week, you are at least vaguely aware of the Davey G and the Keyboard CD Release on November 10 at the Hamilton Arts Collective, if not through me, or through a friend, then maybe through seeing this flyer all over town:


My hope is that you are already planning to attend, and don’t need any further sales pitch, so this message is directed at the people who have already made up their minds to attend--some things you should know, because at this point, I have done so much planning and promoting for this that I really just want to cover the bases and not let anything get in the way of your enjoyment of this show:

1. The Hamilton Arts Collective is wonderful place to see live performances--it has couches, and is set up like a really comfortable living room--but it is a little far from the immediate downtown area. I strongly suggest that you leave early, and you spend a few minutes looking at this page on the HAC’s website. It has directions, and important info about parking.

http://www.hamiltonarts.org/dhome/?q=node/14

2. I know many of you are big Davey G fans, and this show is going to be a full-on experience. The opening acts are very strong, and the lighting magic of Imaginary Voyage, Inc is sure to set this show apart from the rest. Pieness does songs set to video game music, something which is right up my alley and sure to entertain. The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad were recently on Fox’s The Next Great American Band performing Kim Wild’s “Kids in America,” and in complete sincerity, I have been looking forward to playing with them all year. So what I’m trying to say is I encourage you to stay for the whole thing, because it’s going to be an overall really good show with acts that are very complementary.

3. Please note that this event is BYOB. I will be bringing some extra National Bohemian from my personal stash to share, but if you want anything else or are worried there won’t be any left for you, make sure you make that all-important stop at the liquor store before coming!

4. When I run out of CD’s, that’s it--so make sure you buy yours early. They will be a special show price of $5, and I will be available for signings as needed.

5. If for whatever reason you really want to go to this show but can’t make it, I forgive you. Just make sure you buy my CD, which will be available on my website and at stores throughout the Baltimore area, to be named in a future message.

Thanks for reading! I will be hard at practice for the next two weeks so see you at the Hamilton Arts Collective!

Davey G and the Keyboard


www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Friday, October 26, 2007

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Three Weeks...




Three weeks. The whole year boils down to the next three weeks. I copied more of these fine Alex Fine flyers, sent several of them off with my handy press release to a bunch of publications and radio stations, just starting to hang these flyers in the windows of stores. (Funny thing is how many of his flyers for other shows are already up--like the Alex Fine empire: he’s a great artist, I highly recommend him.) Much like ads for Coca-cola, soon you will not be able to get away from them as the buzz builds and builds...

Go to www.daveygandthekeyboard.com for chance to win tickets to the CD release!

And read The Parochialist, it’s seriously taking off!

Monday, October 15, 2007

Davey G and the Keyboard CD Release!


Hello Everyone,
The Cd Release For the long-awaited Davey G and the Keyboard: Chairman of the Keyboard CD is a mere 4 weeks away! 15 new songs, and this is your first crack at it!

Saturday, November 10
At the Hamilton Arts Collective
5440 Harford Road (on the third Floor)
Baltimore, MD 21214
(443)653-2120
info@hamiltonarts.org
Doors at 8, show at 9.
5 bucks, BYOB
With
Davey G and the Keyboard
The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad!
And
Pieness!

Lighting by Imaginary Voyage, Inc!

Go to www.daveygandthekeyboard.com for the official “Countdown to Davey G CD Release”!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

The Parochialist

The Culmination of my week-long blog campaign against the Baltimore City Paper is my new blog called The Parochialist, which you can find here. http://theparochialist.blogspot.com/
I will try to update it every week, most likely on Thursday. Read it, comment on it, please offer suggestions, especially of interesting columns and blogs and places to find out about what’s happening in and around Baltimore. Anyone who can find a decent movie review site or book review site would be especially appreciated.
Help me in my campaign to provide an alternative to City Paper.
From now on, my gripes about CP will be on the pages of The Parochialist, as the Davey G blog will get back to Davey G things.

Thanks for reading!

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Thursday, October 11, 2007

The Future of the *uck *ity *aper campaign

I may take this Anti-City Paper Project and put it on a separate blog, as I’m pretty much doing it for my own benefit and for the benefit of likeminded people who are sick of the declining quality of the Baltimore City Paper. I don’t want to detract from the usual Davey G related subjects that normally fill my blog by ranting endlessly about the same subject.
It’s still a germ of a project, I don’t know how far I will go with it. For all I know, I could be putting my tail between my legs in a month and deciding that boycotting them is just too much of a hassle (as a local music artist, it feels like biting the hand that feeds me to speak ill of the only weekly alternative paper in town. But really, what have they ever done for me?). But for now, I just want to put links to the syndicated columns that appear in CP and allow you to avoid ever having to deal with them.
I am content to do my own thing my own way, but it’s really frustrating to see how badly this paper panders to their friends, and makes half-assed sarcastic comments about others (honestly, if I were the Talking Head owner, I would have sued them for libel--but I have probably beaten this issue to death). In short--I just want to stay positive, and if I have an axe to grind with anyone, I prefer to take my revenge through satire (see the Low Level Bureaucrats series). It’s not very Zen of me to let someone make me angry. But the last time I looked, my name was not Buddha. Or even Siddhartha. Or even Herman Hesse. Or Yoda. Or…

So if I get this going, I will link to it here. And if not…there will be several missing days in the Davey G Blog as I try desperately to cover up my involvement in bad-mouthing the City Paper.

Enter to win tickets to the next Davey G and the Keyboard show here!
www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Monday, October 08, 2007

Dave Makes up a Controversy

So you wanna boycott the Baltimore City Paper because you’re sick of their pandering to an elite few while ignoring your favorite artists (like Davey G and the Keyboard?) Boy, are you in luck!

I have (had) been a City Paper reader for 13 years, and I’d always found it to be worth the ten minutes or so I spent with it every week. But now, I just can’t even conceal my disgust for this Alternative Weekly. The complete pandering to their butt buddies from whatever local group is cool this week, the snotty and useless movie reviews, their handling of the Talking Head situation (where they unnecessarily highlighted the owner’s criminal record in a “fair” and “balanced” assessment of why the club had to close down last winter), the god-awful ramblings of Mr. Wrong (yeah, I get it, you’re supposed to be that guy everyone loves to hate--only you express yourself so poorly that even when I agree with you I want to disagree). Hell, they can’t even admit when they actually LIKE something, as that would somehow subtract from their coolness. In short, I am sick of reading the City Paper, and I refuse to support them anymore.

But there is a problem. Do I throw out the baby with the bathwater? After all, there are things in the CP that I do like to read, such as Savage Love, Political Animal, This Modern World, etc. Not to mention that CP is a free source for what’s going on in Baltimore on any given week. How can I still get this information without having to resort to picking up the paper that irritates me so much?
Well, here’s where my plucky resourcefulness comes in. I am making my own bastardized version of the City Paper, for my own personal use, (minus their snotty, annoying commentary) and you can too! Print it out for yourself, add your own columns!

Here’s where I begin:
I love Brain Morton’s Political Animal, and here’s where you can get it: http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/10287

I also love my Savage Love. Here you go! http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove

This Modern World!
http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2007/10/08/tomo/

Like the Maakies? http://www.maakies.com/

Straight Dope. http://www.straightdope.com/ You can subscribe and get their e-mail every week!

There are about a million places to find movie and book reviews. I invite you to find a place you like and tell me about it.


Stuff to do! Pick up the Thursday Baltimore Sun for the Live Section!
http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/custom/live/

Friend “Baltimore” on Myspace for their weekly newsletter! Ask people you know! Pick up that music mag. (I’ll get the name later)

Other stuff to do: Read a book! Go to Davey G and the Keyboard shows!

This is by no means comprehensive. But it’s a start. Any suggestions on alternatives to other things you may miss in the City Paper? Leave a comment!

Boycotting is hard. But the alternative is to support an institution that has lost sight of it’s purpose. If you are not part of the in-crowd with City Paper, you are out of luck. In their own way, they represent everything that is wrong with Baltimore: parochialism. Yeah, you heard me: parochialism.
Goddamn Parochialism.

Join the fight! Let us never soil our hands with City Paper again!

Davey G.
www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Thursday, October 04, 2007

some Davey G related news



Just a smattering of some Davey G related news, for your edification:

If you have been paying attention to anything in the blog this year, you already know about the Davey G CD Release, so let me make it official (before I announce it to the general public):

The Davey G and the Keyboard, Chairman of the Keyboard CD Release is on!
Saturday, November 10, at the Hamilton Arts Collective!
5440 Harford Road (3rd Floor)
Baltimore, Maryland 21214

With Pieness, The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad and featuring the lighting magic of
Imaginary Voyage, Inc.

This will be a BYOB show, and you will all get first crack at the new CD. I would go to this show, even if I weren’t in it.
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Sad news (at least for now). My trademark sunglasses, the ones I wear for every Davey G show, have unfortunately gone missing. I had the CD cover photo taken last Thursday, then went to a baseball game and the next morning they were gone. I am unclear now as to whether I even took them to the game. Really, this is stupid, but it upsets my world. (That, and the perpetual cough I’ve had for over a month now.) They are prescription glasses, so they are not cheap. I still keep some hope that they will turn up, but for now I will be squinting along with the rest of us. (It’s okay, I’ll survive.)

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For those fans up in Pittsfield, Massachusetts--look for a possible show next month. (!) It hasn’t been confirmed yet, but if it happens I will be all over getting the word out. The March of ‘06 show at the Source of the Nile (R.I.P) turned out to be one of the best I’ve ever done. I still get people messaging me about it. Honestly, I’m excited about this prospect of another return to the homeland; I hope it gets off the ground. Stay tuned!

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And if you miss those…there will be Davey G at the Hole in the Wall Cabaret, coming up in March. Check out Hole in the Wall Cabaret, they’ve got a schedule for this season with lots of great stuff.
That’s all for now! More info to come!

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Monday, October 01, 2007

Silent Auction Recap!



This weekend’s Silent Auction for the Race for the Cure was a big success! I asked my girl “What do they do with the stuff that doesn’t sell?” and she said “Everything sold!” All right! My Davey G and the Keyboard Gift Package was one of the first things to go, along with a whole slew of great stuff, including tool sets, learning packages for kids, gift certificates for restaurants--literally, there was not one item left standing as the event helped to raise many, many dollars to help the fight against breast cancer.

I’d like to thank everyone who came out to help, it was an unbelievable success and I was proud to be part of it.

Let me tell you about the day--after helping to load all the gift packages from ISG Headquarters to the Waterfront Hotel, I went around putting up signs with arrows, pointing people to the event. On the way, I talked to some Lyndon Larouche guy who was out stumping for his cause. While I admit to my ignorance of Lyndon Larouche (the extent of my knowledge comes from a Simpsons episode where Homer is kidnapped by aliens and says “Lyndon Larouche was right!”) he was a nice guy who for the most part said things I agreed with (e.g., “nice day today, isn’t it?”).

About an hour after all the signs were up, I went out and saw that the one on the corner of Thames and Broadway had been taken down and (gasp!) thrown in the trash! I was shocked…well, not really. That particular place I had put it is known for being a bad spot for that sort of thing (no punk rock flyer ever stays up there for long.) But this led to a tactic that may have done more good than the sign: we went around with signs and drew people in! I held up the once-discarded sign with the arrow and said “Silent Auction at the Waterfront Hotel!” The foot traffic that came from taking it to the streets was tremendous.

And now I must offer a humble, heartfelt admission. While I am on record, both in song (“Giuliani Time”) and in the blog and in person of being a huge Yankees and Yankees fan hater, I have got to offer them my thanks. I believe that their presence in town boosted the success of this event. With all of them walking around, with nothing but time on their hands and money to spend, they truly were an asset to the Silent Auction. Big thanks to the one fan who was drawn in by my arrow, then spent the whole afternoon at the auction!

So soak up my temporary love, Yankees fans, because next week I am sooooo rooting against you!

But seriously, thanks to all of you.

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com