Thursday, December 28, 2006

polar bears on endangered list?


Magnet, at the Baltimore Zoo, courtesy of 1L Productions

Polar bears are now being considered for the United States endangered list. It makes me sad but hopefully this will wake people up about the state of the planet. When a large animal with no natural enemies (except for the occasional human or other polar bear) who lives in a frozen wasteland (and is adorably cute) is endangered, something is very definitely wrong.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/02/0210_060210_polar_bears.html

The rest of the Davey G history is up! Come check it out at:
www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

2006, 2007


As I look back to 2006, creatively this may have been my best year ever. It has always been hard to organize my projects. I think that up until this year I had some major block in my head that made me think that all of my writing and music was just stuff I would have to put aside eventually as I forced myself to accept “reality.” No more. There’s such a calmness that can be achieved by accepting who you really are. That is why I have decided to join a cult. I am giving away all my worldly possessions in the name of our Grand Leader. Our ship is taking off at the end of the week. (Kidding. We're actually taking the train.)

Next year…a new album, the bad roommate zine (hopefully), Davezine Number 13 (with either the stunning part 3 to Low Level Bureaucrats or some other short stories) and I have oh-so-many ideas about bigger projects that I don't want to get into unless it looks like I'm actually going to do them. I just appreciate anyone who has encouraged me to do what I do, to keep writing and doing the keyboard thing. Keep reading in 2007!
www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

R.I.P Tomou




I have written a few posts about Tomou, the Cat, and it saddens me to have to inform the readers of her passing yesterday, due to chronic kidney failure. She was old, and we did not have her for a very long time, but we will miss her very much.
Tomou was very vocal, friendly, and liked to follow me all over the house. She loved to step on my laptop keyboard while I was working and she also loved to jump on my Kawai X20 keyboard as I practiced. She jumped into any hole she could find--whether that be washing machine, dryer, garbage, sink or toilet--always making me laugh as she purred so loudly as I picked her up to get her out. For the most part she seemed happy.
I would like to think that I made the last few months of her life easier as she was undoubtedly confused after the passing of her original owner. I love animals and neither the fact that she was very old nor the fact that my time with her was short made it any easier to part with her.
R.I.P Tomou 1991(?)-2006

Monday, December 18, 2006

secret trip


This is overdue--I was sick last week and wasn't up to the task--but here is a little web page I made about my secret birthday trip for my girlfriend.


http://davecookson.tripod.com/montrealtrip06.html

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Thursday, December 14, 2006

bad roommate zine

I have no idea what will come from this, but I have begun work on an idea I have had for over ten years: The Bad Roommate Zine. I just finished the story of Roommate Number 1, and I’m hoping to solicit other people’s stories.

Here is part of the intro, which defines what I’m trying to get at with this new project:

“The Bad Roommate: I’m not talking about the biggest slob, or the one with the most annoying habit, or the one with the occasionally late rent check. I’m talking about that person you live with whose very soul is pure evil. Whose very presence sucks the life out of an otherwise good house, or good apartment. The person who does such harm to you, intentional or unintentional (and trust me, unintentional harm is just as bad), that it scars you, makes you unwilling to ever trust another human being again, or at any rate, makes you demand a hefty deposit from all who follow him/her. A bad roommate is a cancer on what might be an otherwise great place to live. Through their toxic behavior, their inability to empathize with what you go through in living with them, their flat-out selfishness, or mind-bending stupidity, they hurt you. They make you wish you had never met them, and they certainly make you wish you had never given them a key.”
Any thoughts?

I am working on a page for the secret trip, as well, it’s just coming along slowly.
www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Monday, December 04, 2006

Hole in the Wall Wrap-up

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Saturday December 2nd
Davey G and the Keyboard at the
HOLE IN THE WALL CABARET!
With
Capoera Males Mestre Curisco Johns Hopkins University in a demonstration of the Brazilian martial art!
And mentalist, Jason Linett!

Hamilton Arts Collective turned out to be a really great spot for me, with it’s seating designed for comfort--nothing but couches, making it feel like a living room with a stage. I opened this odd little variety show with about a 22 minute set, was well-received, and toweled the lotion off the floor as best I could, as the Brazilian Martial Arts team took the stage. Their demonstration of a style of fighting made to look like dancing was cool--lots of simulated fighting and lots of me wondering how they didn’t kick each other accidentally. Jason Linett, mentalist--had people hold up objects while he was blindfolded while he guessed what they were…almost as impressive as his accurately naming people’s long-dead pets and long lost relatives. I would never want to play poker with that guy!
I debuted our brand new Davey G Holiday Magnets! They can be yours with the purchase of any of my products!

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Last Call for Hole in the Wall Cabaret Show!

Hi,
First--
More info about Davey G and the Keyboard at the
HOLE IN THE WALL CABARET!
(info courtesy of Hole in the Wall Cabaret blog)

“Saturday December 2nd, 10pm
Where? Hamilton Arts Collective!
How much? $5!
Booze? BYOB!

Capoera Males Mestre Curisco Johns Hopkins University in a demonstration of the Brazilian martial art!

Davey G. and the Keyboard to impress you with his song stylings!

And finally the bonafide (we mean it this time) return of everyone's favorite mentalist, Jason Linett!

Directions here!


More information, visit www.holeinthewallcabaret.com.”

***********************

Second--with any luck, the special Holiday Surprise will be ready by then, and then unveiled to the rest of you…

Third--I am going away for my special someone’s birthday next week, to a destination no one knows--not even her. I am so excited, and so amazed at my ability to keep the destination secret for almost a whole year (I booked the trip in February). So I may post something on Monday or Tuesday, but then I will be out of the office, so to speak, til next Monday.

Secrets and shit I made up all by myself! Visit
www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Tomou

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While trying to practice, Tomou the Cat came down to the "studio", jumped up on the keyboard, and just started playing her own thing--something like “Atari Generation” with a more John Cage/Henry Cowell edge. I thought I’d go with it for awhile, but she wouldn’t listen to my suggestions (e.g., “get off the keyboard, Tomou,”). I wrote a half- baked little song about how Kitty Cats can’t play Keyboard. Ultimately, I decided Davey G. and the Keyboard will remain a duo (sorry, Kitty).

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Monday, November 27, 2006

2006, a hint of something special...

This next show will be my 6th this year, which I think is a good amount for the Davey G projects. It averages out to be about a show every other month, not too much that it would lead to any burnout (which I may have posted about in my new revised Davey G history)
http://davecookson.tripod.com/daveyghistory.html
I feel that 2006 has turned out well--along with the shows, I have made t-shirts, a new zine, started this blog, written a zine’s worth of new stories, and have fair amount of new songs for a new album. And I’m still hinting at a special offer to be announced soon…people who come to this show should get first crack at it.
And now…off to practice!

The show:
this Saturday, December 2!
10:00pm - 1:00am
Hamilton Arts Collective
5440 Harford Road
Baltimore, Maryland.
(directions)
http://www.hamiltonartscollective.org/directions.html
http://www.holeinthewallcabaret.com/
http://www.myspace.com/holeinthewallcabaret
http://www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Davey G Announcements

1. The next Davey G and the Keyboard show (a one man lotion spewing fun-fest) will be:
Saturday December 2, 2006
10:00pm - 1:00am
Hamilton Arts Collective
5440 Harford Road
Baltimore, Maryland.
http://www.holeinthewallcabaret.com/
http://www.myspace.com/holeinthewallcabaret
I’m sorry there are not more details, but you can trust this will be an entertaining show for all!

2. There is a movement underway to cap parking fines in Baltimore city. Let’s hope common sense wins out.
http://www.examiner.com/a-409820~Relief_may_be_on_way_for_parking_scofflaws.html
3. I am officially hinting at there being a Davey G and the Keyboard/Davezine holiday special in the works…so keep your eyes peeled.
www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Updating the Archives

My brain and eyes are a little fried from working on the web site. I am trying to improve the Davey G History (as some readers may know) which now has forced me to look at the previous diary posts (before I started using blogger and myspace) to try to improve things like loading time and just sheer navigability (that’s a word, right?). For some odd, fucked up reason my apostrophe’s turn to question marks on my site--I try to change them when I can but nonetheless, there they are. I hope that by using blogging technology I can eliminate these sort of problems, but for now I just want to spare any of my readers some of the pain when looking at my archives.
Anything prior to about April of 2006 can be found here:
http://davecookson.tripod.com/daveygshowdiary.html
Still flawed, but getting better…I don’t hate it as much now.
BTW, working on a great new story idea…
www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

part 2, Davey G history

It’s an ongoing process putting this new history up, but for now it comes out in little dribbles. Here’s part 2.
http://davecookson.tripod.com/daveyghistorypart2.html

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Monday, November 13, 2006

December 2 show!

My Next Show!
Saturday, December 2!

10:00pm - 1:00am
Location: Hamilton Arts Collective
5440 Harford Road
Baltimore
http://www.holeinthewallcabaret.com/
http://www.myspace.com/holeinthewallcabaret

Sounds like a fun place!
More details as I get them!
http://www.daveygandthekeyboard.com/

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Stranger Than Fiction

Stranger Than Fiction, starring Will Ferrell, is a new movie about an IRS auditor, Harold Crick, who suddenly realizes his life is being narrated as the main character in a novel that will end in his death. The sudden knowledge of his imminent death (minus the details, causing him to wonder as to the manner of it) results in the inevitable “Carpe Diem” approach as he breaks away from his number-oriented, regimented nature to finally live the life he always wanted, learning to play the guitar, and fall in love with the woman from the bake shop whom he is auditing, Ana, played Maggie Gyllenhaal.
There are some genuinely heart-warming scenes, notably the “cookie eating” scene between Ana and Harold, and the scene with Harold playing the guitar for Ana as a slow-building romance comes to a climax.
The idea of this movie is so fascinating to me, as we see the writer (played by Emma Thompson) stressing over how she will ultimately kill her hero, and seeing her hero trying to figure out if he is in a comedy or a tragedy (even at one point keeping score in a book as he initially fails at trying to land Ana). I have certainly stressed about how to end stories before, and there is not a creative person in the world who hasn’t experienced a form of writer’s block at one point or another. I think seeing Emma Thompson’s insanity, constantly envisioning ways to kill her hero, smoking cigarettes that she puts out mid-way, really drives home the frustration, and then the fear that you will “get it wrong” as a writer.
I enjoyed Dustin Hoffman (one of my all-time favorite actors) as the literary expert Crick consults to help him understand his predicament, who helps him bridge the gap between author and character. His constant coffee swilling and his chemistry with Will Farrell really worked for me. I just really kept hoping that the film would have a satisfying resolution, because it really kept a great premise going. I thought Will Ferrell was great--understated, not over-the-top. The film reminded me of Punch Drunk Love
crossed with
Being John Malkovich
only I enjoyed this much more. An existential dilemma? A plea to live life to the fullest? A goof on the voiceover as narrative convention? I just really liked it: Something quasi-tragic, sweet, and that makes people laugh--that has been my ultimate goal since I started writing.

New show announcement next week!
http://www.daveygandthekeyboard.com/

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Davey G History, Part One is Up

Part one of the new Davey G History is up.
Check it out, see what you think--I make changes based on feedback, and I also will probably get more pictures. Working on the rest of it but I thought I’d share what I have done so far.

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Election Day!

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Election Day! Finally, the day when I can vote for candidates who properly reflect my radical agenda. So far, nobody’s coming out against parking tickets and meter maids, so fuck it.
I’m sorry, I’ve been working at my Wash The Dish Job a little more than usual and haven’t spent any more time on writing stuff. But 1L and I attended the Center For Fawkesian Pursuits Celebration of Guy Fawkes Day People really ought to check this Conrad guy out--he has this party every year at his home in Linthicum.
So many links, I’m surprised I don’t have a nine-iron handy. (Sorry--it’s been that kind of week.)
Better Jokes Now! Vote for Me!
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Thursday, November 02, 2006

more Davey G History stuff

I wrote like an insane person yesterday, in part due to my new cat,
who gave me a reason to stay inside and keep her company. So here is a bit that talks about my dry spell in Davey G. The other stuff I wrote fleshes out my early days as I re-write the History of Davey G.

Part 3: 2002-2005--the drought
It was an expected part of the cycle. After the good 2 years of my rise, it was pretty much obvious that I couldn’t keep it going. I think I just got sick of doing what I was doing, or I ran out of ideas, or I lost some confidence. Whatever, I just decided to retire. I had sputterings of appearances, an open mic here and there. But nothing serious, no new material, nothing that really charged me.
I can’t say it was a bad time: I did so much in other areas of my life, traveled, finished college, wrote. But Davey G and the Keyboard was not a part of my life, and as I’ve come to realize, my performances may disappear, but the desire for them never does. It is what I do, it is who I am. I treat every show seriously, I put all that I am into every single performance. I don’t care if 5 people show up and hate me, I am still giving all that I’ve got. Because like it or not, for better or worse, I am a performer, and that can’t be snuffed out, not even by my own occasionally apathetic self.


I felt downright religious writing that. I hope it’s not too much.

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Davey G History

I’m thinking about rewriting the History of Davey G section of my site, to make it a little less cheesy and dated, and less “Mad Magazine” (“Bowling Stone Magazine”? Sheesh) To that end, here is the first paragraph, and the photo of the pile of crap from which my keyboard originated:

The last Lampstand show (2000) left a hole in my life that could only be filled with the thrill of solo performance. In the months that followed, the Kawai X20 from the pile that my brother brought to my house would provide me with the instrument I needed to light the world ablaze with my words.



Of course, there could be some spillover in the widely anticipated (and as yet, completely existing only inside my own head) Davey G. Biopic. It’s hard to be just one person, so much I want to do…

www.daveygandthekeyboard.com

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Thursday, October 26, 2006

LLB3, continued

Silly story. I have a thread of a plot. Here are words:

Years ago, Love had been undone by an obsession with ripping up parking tickets in the Beatown mayor’s office. He suffered through a crippling case of Freudian slip, then a horrifying gambling addiction. Now, a calmness overtook him as he rationally went about his plans to utterly destroy the city of Beatown.

Point, click, “Oh, yeah,” said Love, undoing his pants and gazing at the Beatown Parking Authority Website. “Ohhhhh, yeah.”


Yeah. I wrote that part today, along with a bunch of other stuff. Writing stuff is hard.
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